WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so ya are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your tights in a knot? Spill the beans. We can't have you bottling it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a pint and you can chat us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the deets. You look like you could explode any second. Giv